Erase last 100 pages or so! NOW!

[feather_qwill]

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!

That is NOT how it ends! Not even remotely how it ends!

*fumes*


(I'm speaking of Fool's Fate right now, by the way.)


It's just . . . ARGH! *bashes book against wall repeatedly*

Someone (cheloya!) tell me a different ending. Don't need to write it, just tell me a different ending. Please. Or I shall go mad, and have this hideous FALSE WRONG BAD BAD ending stuck in my head forever.

*wail of fury and outrage*

Comments

[alleyne.insanejournal.com]

I just think that there's a difference between "Fitz and the Fool never have sex" and "Fool not having ever desired Fitz"

Agreed!

[cheloya.insanejournal.com]

...did she actually write that into the book or did I just ignore it completely? If I implied that was true at any point, I did not intend to. o.0 If she did, she's kind of bugfuck, just sayin'.

Also: but. ;_; Their love is so true. Their love is possibly the truest I have ever seen in a story anywhere ever. Aren't you at least glad to have KNOWN THEM? ;_;

[alleyne.insanejournal.com]

Also: but. ;_; Their love is so true. Their love is possibly the truest I have ever seen in a story anywhere ever. Aren't you at least glad to have KNOWN THEM? ;_;

Word.

[feather_qwill.insanejournal.com]

Also: but. ;_; Their love is so true. Their love is possibly the truest I have ever seen in a story anywhere ever. Aren't you at least glad to have KNOWN THEM? ;_;

Word.

*grumble of grudging agreement*

[feather_qwill.insanejournal.com]

Book Two of Tawny Man, around page 405:

Fitz: I don't want to have sex with you! EVER!

Fool: I KNEW THAT! You don't have to shove it in my face! Now I have to remember you saying that forever! Asshole!

(And then, possibly the most heartbreaking line ever, though not part of my argument, "I thought the flowers were from you, Fitz." Jesus Christ. My heart broke. All this time, every morning when Fitz brought in a flower with breakfast, the Fool has been thinking they were from him. And now he realizes they weren't. Ouch.)

[cheloya.insanejournal.com]

I think my favourite character in GF is actually Jek.

Because she has the balls to tell Fitz he's being an unreasonable asshole.

I love her longtime. <3 <3 <3

[cheloya.insanejournal.com]

Also: no, I know FITZ said that but it sounded like you meant FOOL never wanted to have sex with Fitz and I was all, "Uhhh, which version of the book were YOU reading...?"

[feather_qwill.insanejournal.com]

Actually, I was saying that that conversation was *proof* Fool wants sex with Fitz, but in the end of Fool's Fate, RH turns it around and basically says that Fool "TOTALLY DIDN'T WANT SEX, YO - THAT WOULD BE LIKE SCREWING NIGHTEYES!!!111" which is like, no. Sorry. Too late. No take-backs.